Pastor's Bloopers - An embarrassing, funny blunder
Peace Lutheran Church, Galion, Ohio
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These are bits and pieces from a variety of church bulletins.
No one wants to be responsible for them, including the Pastor
at Peace Lutheran Church. No offense intended!
No one wants to be responsible for them, including the Pastor
at Peace Lutheran Church. No offense intended!
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She who
was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing
God." The teacher paused and said, But no one knows what God looks like." Without
minute."
A Sunday School teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church
service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.
My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and
God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?"
"You're both old,' he replied.
There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family
Bible to her brother.....in another part of the country.
"is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk.
"Only the Ten Commandments," answered the lady."
1. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.
2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes
over time.
3. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
TV evangelists.
5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday
School class.
6. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our pastor so
he/she can live like we do.
7. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!
8. Since we're all here, let's start the service early.
9. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
10. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our
annual stewardship campaign!
11. I couldn't find space to park outside. Praise God!